*steals jokes from The Simpsons but formats them in tumblr-post memes to make them seem like my own original jokes*
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my son: ay carumba!
me: [picks him up by the throat and throttles him until he can’t breathe]
Please stop putting that Mulaney boy on my dash. I don’t like seeing him
not to be that person but i’m really tired of “pearl hates the irish” memes because Pearl’s dad is heavily irish-coded and the show has gone out of its way to display the loving father-daughter relationship between pearl and mr krabs, there have been so many episodes about mr krabs doing selfless acts for his daughter but y’all still say “pearl hates the irish” because u don’t want to see healthy family relationships in media, you just want to demonize the only well written and complex characters 🙄
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